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Coolest fucking bitch in town

from Wisecrack by Haley Blais

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Lyrics

Verse 1
Crying in the backseat of your parent’s car,
You said that you don’t have a curfew anymore
23 and trying to keep your life from going sour
And your mother’s getting married in the fall

Verse 2
And you know that she is happy, that things will be okay
But you wonder what will happen christmas day
And I don’t know what to tell you, to make you not feel bad
So I offer my condolences to dad

Verse 3
Am I just a hypocrite, or is there something wrong with it?
I want my therapist to think I’m cool
I call you from the office phone to ask you to come drive me home
Okay, I’m just a liar I never went

Chorus
But if you see me out
Know I’m the coolest fucking bitch in town
You wanna drink a drink that’s watered down?
It’ll just take you longer

Verse 3
Can I be responsible for things that I did years ago?
I guess it could be good for just a laugh
Is it just a privileged thought,
I asked you once but I forgot I’m not the only one whose split in
Half

Chorus
But if you see me out
Know I’m the coolest fucking bitch in town
You wanna drink a drink that’s watered down?
It’ll just take you longer
Coolest fucking bitch in town x5

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from Wisecrack, released September 15, 2023

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Haley Blais Vancouver, British Columbia

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